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'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"And that son is what happens when we try to walk forward."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"Living my best life."

Scuba Diver gets his hand pinched by a crab.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crab with a clown face.

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

"No, I'm sorry sir, we don't do a nudist's lunch but the dressed crab is very good."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Your lobster was off!

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Swimming Prankster

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Parenting Skills Training

Magician Playing Golf.

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Gesundheit!"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'