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'Oh yes, when I was a young mongoose, I would fight cobras, but my reflexes are not what they used to be now...'

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Rubbish Carousel

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Artificial hearts.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

What it takes to be a leader.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

The Rural Bidet...

Crocodile Shoes

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Steve Irwin.

"I am fully functional again!"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"We have raccoons."

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"It's not actually a promotion, Henderson, we're moving you sideways."

Filming the Crocodile.