Croc Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

'First rent control is ended, and now they hit us with this again!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Crocodile

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Rubbish Carousel

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Crocodile Shoes

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Steve Irwin.

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Prison Croquet Team

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"We have raccoons."

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Filming the Crocodile.

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'