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'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Vineyard

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Crocodile

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Talking Dog.