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Robinson le Creusot

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Somewhere in France

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Fashion world.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

The pilgrimage begins

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Baking

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"What do cats want?"

"This job nothing to crow about."

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

"It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

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