Crusoe Connoisseur Gifts

Robinson le Creusot

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Somewhere in France

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

Fashion world.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

The pilgrimage begins

Baking

"This job nothing to crow about."

"You think he knows something we don't?"

"What do cats want?"

"It was a complicated surgery, but hey, that's what YouTube videos are for, right?"

"Where did you say you got your scatter cushions from?"

"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."

"It all began with wanting matching shoes and purse..."

'Your horse seems a little impatient, sir! Pray go first!'

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