Crepe Connoisseur Gifts

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Wifi in Hell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Yummy Mummies

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Somewhere in France

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

What's the insect de jour?

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Moliere

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Charles Dickens.

Doughnut Criminals

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

Bleak House

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

C Day Lewis.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

Baker

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."