Crepes Aficionado Gifts

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Positively Petersham

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'Coffee overload.'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Fake Tropes

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"Decaf, Sid?"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

Monstrosa Impressus

'Watch your mouth.'

Another humdrum morning. Grind beans, make coffee, clean up coffee … wipe down counter … find cellphone left by some distracted customer, put in lost and found … have extraordinary revelation. My ship has come in! House of Java.net Cybercafe. Stay tuned …

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

Hot chilli...

"Damn To-Go punks!"