Chirp Aficionado Gifts

Parakeet Quarrels

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Loud Chorister

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Party Party!

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Baseball Cheating

Pastoral Choirs

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

TV repeats.

Fake Tropes

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Are you listening to me?"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

Sport Darwinism

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

Surreal Weather

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass