Chiropractic Aficionado Gifts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Be Healthy

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Fitness guru.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Happy Retirement

Jack in the Box

"Noooooooooooo!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"I want to work from home!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"