Chiropractic Aficionado Gifts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Be Healthy

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

'Fitness guru.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Happy Retirement

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I want to work from home!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Jack in the Box

"Noooooooooooo!"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

The Common Sutra.

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

A tessellation of running figures.

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'