Orthopedics Aficionado Gifts

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Vivienne Westwood

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Step aerobics

Pizza Delivery Delays

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Orthopaedist

Fitness Course.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Iron Man Competition"

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

MD. We fixed your leg. It

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Conductorcize.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

The Cello Victims

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Office Ergonomics.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

Segway Workout

'Stop with the jumping jacks already!'