Orthotic Enthusiast Gifts

As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Computer neck.

'No cheating'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Fruit Bonnet

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Office Ergonomics.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

The Acrobat/Musician