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As it turned out, Fred's painful tilt towards idiotic right-wing politics was easily corrected.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Vivienne Westwood

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Computer neck.

'No cheating'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Fruit Bonnet

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Office Ergonomics.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

The Acrobat/Musician

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Spock visits the Orthopedics