Orthopedic Aficionado T-Shirts

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Vivienne Westwood

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

How to go form fit to fat...

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Music & Gym'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Computer neck.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Step aerobics

Pizza Delivery Delays

Fitness Course.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'