Orthopedic Aficionado Gifts

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Music & Gym'

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Computer neck.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Fitness Course.

Step aerobics

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Academy.