Orthodontic Aficionado Gifts

"She's definitely had work done."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

Floss Street Vendor

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Air Dentistry

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Savoy Dental Salon

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Spock visits the Orthopedics

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'Dentristry medicine.'

'You do dentistry?'