Orthopedics Aficionado Pillows

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Orthopaedist

Fitness Course.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Step aerobics

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

The Cello Victims

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"Iron Man Competition"

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Office Ergonomics.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

Segway Workout

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"