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Parakeet Quarrels

Back to school.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Loud Chorister

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Pastoral Choirs

Baseball Cheating

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Party Party!

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

TV repeats.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Fake Tropes

"Are you listening to me?"

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Sport Darwinism

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

Surreal Weather

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'