Chiropody Aficionado Pillows

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'You've got lot toe!'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You are pigeon toed.'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

George Michael at the chiropodist

Octopus gets tickled pink

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'From the hobble you describe, I'd say you're not wearing the right walking shoe.'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Are you listening to me?"

'I don't see the problem.'

"You're all arms Rodney."

Santa Clops

"Do you play basketball?"

Surreal Weather