Chiropodists Pillows

"You've got what we chiropodosts call 'Happy Feet'."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Scientist seen on loch.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Joint Ventures!

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Whiplash..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'