Chiropractors Pillows

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Whiplash..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor