Animal Chiropractor Pillows

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Whiplash..."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'