Animal Chiropractor Gifts

Avian Chiropractic Clinic. Straighten up and fly right.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Joint Ventures!

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Whiplash..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

Nearest Backache Specialist.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'