Chiropractors Gifts

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

Chiroquacktic school

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Joint Ventures!

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Whiplash..."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).