Pet Chiropractor Gifts

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joint Ventures!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'