Pet Chiropractor Pillows

Chiropractor and Veterinarian.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's nice to be wanted."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joint Ventures!