Chiropractor Pillows

'Ooh, that's better!'

"I think I slept on it funny."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?'

'Bursitis.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Call my chiropractor!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Chiropractic concerns

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

"I found this great chiropractor!"

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'Try to relax.'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'This would make a great back massager.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'