Chiropractor Gifts

"I think I slept on it funny."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'Why don't we call ourselves chiropractors and charge people for our services?'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Bursitis.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Call my chiropractor!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

Chiropractic concerns

"I found this great chiropractor!"

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'This would make a great back massager.'

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'Try to relax.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."