Chiropractic Patient Gifts

Egyptian chiropractor.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Bored?'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Whiplash..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."