Chiropractic Gifts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

Chiropractor Tube Men

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Joint Ventures!

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'