Chiropractic T-Shirts

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

Chiropractor Tube Men

"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

"Is that Technical Support? My computer's fine - I just don't know how to operate my chair."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Whiplash..."