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"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

Joint Ventures!

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Whiplash..."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Nearest Backache Specialist.

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."