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"Laughter IS the best medicine, but not if you throw out your back doing it."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Knight

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Butterfly Woman

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"

Cardiology.

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Shadow

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Ted Kennedy.

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

Sport Darwinism

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'