Chiropractic Admirer T-Shirts

"Laughter IS the best medicine, but not if you throw out your back doing it."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Knight

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'You've got Chain Mail!'

You've got to admire his spunk.

"I think the first thing we need to do is talk about your diet!"

Naomi Osaka

Cardiology.

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

Shadow

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

Ted Kennedy.

Sport Darwinism

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'