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'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Touché"

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I've changed my mind"

Quick! 5-second rule!

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Going up?'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?