Chiropractic Comic Lover Pillows

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Touché"

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I've changed my mind"

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Going up?'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'