Cosmic Comic Lover Pillows

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Food? I guess. But I think I'll miss mansplaining the most."

Supermoon the rest of the time,

"What a beautiful day!....Oh god no!....They got moonie!"

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

How the intergalactic war started...

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

"Before I commit. . . what's the wi-fi like?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."