Cosmic Comic Lover Pillows

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Food? I guess. But I think I'll miss mansplaining the most."

Supermoon the rest of the time,

"What a beautiful day!....Oh god no!....They got moonie!"

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

'Oh no! You're a Sagittarian, Ms Cline! Our computer won't approve loans to Sagittarians!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

How the intergalactic war started...

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Pluto

"Before I commit. . . what's the wi-fi like?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

The Food Chain

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?