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No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"You call that complementary!?!"

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

Scolding

"Synchronized sitting"

Yoga

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

"What're you in for?"

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"