Posture Guru Admirer Gifts

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Tree Pose To Support

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

Ladies in Lycra

"You call that complementary!?!"

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

'Do you know any other poses?'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Welcome 'The Biggest Loser' New Contestants!

Do not ask if you are truly hitting yourself. Rather, ask why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself. Guru Brothers.

"Quit moving"

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Synchronized sitting"

Yoga

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Scolding

The Incredible Skulk

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

Chiropractic Air. Please return your seats to an upright position, keep your shoulders back, bend your knees at a right angle, and place both feet flat on the floor.

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

Phyllis exercises her demons.