Posture Critic Gifts

The Incredible Skulk

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I feel your pain level."

Office Ergonomics.

"I hate this time of year."

Whistler's father.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Synchronized sitting"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

Chiropractic Air. Please return your seats to an upright position, keep your shoulders back, bend your knees at a right angle, and place both feet flat on the floor.

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."