Posture Gifts

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Cat yoga

The Incredible Skulk

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Chiropractic Air. Please return your seats to an upright position, keep your shoulders back, bend your knees at a right angle, and place both feet flat on the floor.

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"You have Tech-neck."