Posture Gifts

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

'Conquer the known world and, er...that's it.'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Computer neck.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Do you know any other poses?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Quit moving"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

Cat yoga

"Synchronized sitting"

'Mine!'

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."