Posture Critic Mugs

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I feel your pain level."

Office Ergonomics.

"I hate this time of year."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

Office Ergonomics.

'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'

"Synchronized sitting"

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Laparoscopic surgeons' night out.

'Mine!'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'You've got 2 left feet'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

'Got any advice?' - 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'