Posture Enthusiast Mugs

'Honestly, this one is for good posture!'

'Practicing? Practicing what?'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Exercise Class

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Framed Lady

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Diego Velasquez

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."