Spine Enthusiast Mugs

Where chiropractors go on holiday

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Swinging

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Where's my horse?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.