Spine Enthusiast Gifts

My first vertebra.

Where chiropractors go on holiday

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Swinging

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'