Spine Sympathizers Gifts

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Rodins rotten juggler

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Nooo. Not my legs."

Sling

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Scary Slug Stories

Snail to Slug.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"I thought you were banished from here."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'