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"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Rodins rotten juggler

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Sling

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Snail to Slug.

Scary Slug Stories

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

"I thought you were banished from here."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Maybe it ain't so manly, like ya say, but this here stadium seat sure has saved my back.

"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"