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"You should talk to my chiropractor. It hurts just looking at you."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Stop with racism in sport!

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Snowman wearing a mask

Beijing 2022

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'This ladder is rotten!'

Angry pensioner

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Safety - Stretching Exercises.

I'm with stupid.

How coal creates jobs

"Cowabunga! Guess whose arthritis just kicked in? Advanced age, mutant ninja turtles"

Start of the school year and politicians

'I'm not sure this is going to work out.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Little Did She Know

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

Pension Calculation

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'