Bone Health Advocate T-Shirts

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Scales

"You won’t need refills."

Friendly bacteria

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Orthopaedist

Wearing bras in 2020.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Woman and scales.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

What's really in junk food...

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

An apple a day.

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Life drawing class.

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.