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'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"We need to put in more bones."

Orthopaedist

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

Plank

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'Are you taking a calcium supplement?'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

First savings & bone.

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'