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"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Church Restoration Fund.

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

House hunting is cruel.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Brick and Mortar

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Leading Economic Indicator.

Bricklayer

Where is global warming when you want it?

"There, that's better!"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Irish Bricklayer

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

The Bright Side

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

Cut and Paste.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."